Logs in to Facebook.
Browses through the
newsfeed.
Finds a status where a
newlywed friend is wishing her husband on their 100th day marriage
anniversary
*do people actually
count days after marriage? I thought that was a ritual of before marriage
phase. Well*
Scrolls down.
Finds a witty Terribly
Tiny Tales post.
Stalks the guy who
wrote it.
Finds him to be
friends with a fiend from a different era.
Stalks the fiend.
Stumbles on her blog
and wonders how such losers can ever have a happening life.
Convinces self that
its all karma.
Moves on to find the
brother posting pictures of the Cadbury World.
Doesn’t know whether
to hate him or love him. Leaves him for later.
Stumbles on a picture
some random person liked. A woman sitting against a breath taking back drop
reading peacefully.
Finds the woman to be
an ex-collegue’s wife. The wife who is an alumni of Mica.
Stalks her. Discovers
that she is a copywriter.
Finds a guy from self’s
college through her profile. Is
surprised to know that he is a copywriter too.
*always thought he
would be a cool drummer or something*
Stumbles upon a Mica
Professor’s profile. Discovers that she is married to a cool scientist or
something.
Suddenly notices that
a glimpse through all these strange and cool lives is depressing.
Life as a digital stalker
sucks.
Logs out of Facebook.
Goes gets tea
Logs in again.
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