Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Stalking is Depressing

Logs in to Facebook.
Browses through the newsfeed.
Finds a status where a newlywed friend is wishing her husband on their 100th day marriage anniversary
*do people actually count days after marriage? I thought that was a ritual of before marriage phase. Well*
Scrolls down.
Finds a witty Terribly Tiny Tales post.
Stalks the guy who wrote it.
Finds him to be friends with a fiend from a different era.
Stalks the fiend.
Stumbles on her blog and wonders how such losers can ever have a happening life.
Convinces self that its all karma.
Moves on to find the brother posting pictures of the Cadbury World.
Doesn’t know whether to hate him or love him. Leaves him for later.
Stumbles on a picture some random person liked. A woman sitting against a breath taking back drop reading peacefully.
Finds the woman to be an ex-collegue’s wife. The wife who is an alumni of Mica.
Stalks her. Discovers that she is a copywriter.  
Finds a guy from self’s college through her  profile. Is surprised to know that he is a copywriter too.
*always thought he would be a cool drummer or something*
Stumbles upon a Mica Professor’s profile. Discovers that she is married to a cool scientist or something.
Suddenly notices that a glimpse through all these strange and cool lives is depressing.
Life as a digital stalker sucks.
Logs out of Facebook.
Goes gets tea
Logs in again.




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